microwang

The typically minicule penis of an asian male.

Did you see the microwang on that slope! Me neither!

by Jorish September 19, 2005

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Microanalyze

To self-obsess over everything you have said or done in your past that could have contributed to an outcome not in your favor and to carry the belief that things would be different had something of little importance been altered.

"You need to stop microanalzying your relationship. He left you 'cause he doesn't love you and knew he never would. There's nothing you could say or do to prevent that."

"Don't microanalyze the past. Trust in yourself and know that people take you in whole for who you are."

by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

Godzilla with the microwave

The opening lyric of the song “33rd Blakk Glass” by City Morgue. This is also a reference to making crack (using a microwave).

Godzilla with the microwave
Causing heat waves
‘Zilla with the suplex slam
Make the ground shake
Y’all do to much, feeling pain you move too much
Proceed like sorry not SORRY!

by Nihil Pizza June 17, 2020

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

microsoft

Pure Crap. The only good thing they've ever made is probably the xbox360 which is full of bugs and crashes (it's an unfinished product)

The day microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make vacume cleaners.

(bill gates)-join the corporate empire!
(geek)-yes! join microsoft
(dude)-no.
(dude2)-lol pwnd

by ivansusanin1 January 2, 2006

Microsoftie

M$ Fan boy, always states that M$ are the best and cant be beaten

Guy1: PS2 and GC SUCK! XBOX ROOLS!
Guy2: YA MUM!

by Arkz September 12, 2004