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The Mateo

The act of degrading and gas-lighting one's partner to induce Stockholm like tendencies, and circumvent accountability towards household responsibilities and fulfilling deeds of loving affection
You know, even if Buffalo Bill was a little more sane, I'm sure he'd still do The Mateo
by SliceOfSuperficial September 9, 2025
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No Matter What

Don't worry what others say or think of act as be only the best version of you
by Scary Horror October 9, 2025
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No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.
Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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Dark Matter Clothing

Dark Matter Clothing is a gothic streetwear brand inspired by the unseen, the forbidden, and the cosmic void. It blends demonology, occult symbolism, and shadow-themed imagery with modern alternative fashion. The brand represents those who feel connected to darkness not as evil, but as power, individuality, and mystery.

Dark Matter focuses on:
• Bold, demonic-themed artwork
• Occult sigils and gothic typography
• Dark, high-contrast color palettes
• Underground, anti-mainstream identity
• Clothing for people who embrace the shadows instead of running from them

Its mission is to give people in the gothic and alternative community a way to express their darker side through art, symbolism, and clothing that stands out.
Made by Riyn Manson
by Dark Matter Clothing November 17, 2025
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The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.
Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!
by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025
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ava claire mattox

Shwegg.
by MadisonPP October 7, 2013
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THAT CRIT MATTERED

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!
by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018
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