Disregard the constabulary!

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.

Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"

by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012

Diogenes

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Diana

Diana is nice cool cute and hot she is a great friend and will always have your back. All of the boys secretly are crushing on her. She has a lot of friends but only trusts a few people. If she trusts you your really lucky. But don't get on her bad side because if you do she will find a way to make you feel awful! She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is amazing! Boys if u have her treat her right! She is so sweet and everyone loves her. She is funny and sarcastic but really sassy plus she always likes random people!

Julian: Damm who's that hot gurl over there
Daniel: Duhh thats Diana the hottest and nicest person ever

by Sassy Girll February 6, 2019

Dirty Aaron

The act of fucking in doggy whilst drinking scotch and smoking a joint.

He could pick any position but he always does the dirty Aaron.

by Tetraprod May 20, 2019

Dirty Tom

The act of hiding in your cupboard within your kitchen and masturbating with as many biscuits you possibly can, and then ordering a large pepperoni pizza from dominoes and giving him tips with some biscuits.

Just did a dirty tom for the delivery driver, ha !

by Pool Hollywood June 10, 2020

Dildo Fairy

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020