anal crumb

A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.

Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."

Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.

by Crumb Scab 2000 November 3, 2006

Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting

1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

Crump

Noun. A boss ass bitch

Verb. The act of crumping. In good context it can be anything beneficial done by the Crump squad to a recipient individual. In negative context, can be anything negative or just some dumb shit done by the Crump squad.

Noun: That must be Ms. Crump. Look at how cool she is. I wanna be just like her when I grow up.

Verb: "Hold my shit. I'm gonna Crump'er"

Y'all let's get ready to do some Crumping tonight!!!!

by 1010203breezy November 28, 2017

The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom

A.K.A. The Best Damn Band In Chippenham College. Known for such classics as "Walnut" and "Yum, Yum, Someone else's food"

"Hey, have you heard of The Return Of The Incredible Hardcore Crumpet Masters Of Doom?"
"No..."

by James 'Natty' Lloyd October 21, 2003

Crumbelievable

When a person is engaging in sexual endeavors and starts feeling crumbs and the partner says it's just bread crumbs and the other partner says "I don't believe it"

Man - What the hell are these?

Woman - It's just bread crumbs

Man - That's crumbelievable

by stghm June 26, 2006

Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005