completely fucking useless

Useless in every way the human mind can possibly comprehend

See the green party? They are completely fucking useless.

by MrAbduldejihadbad June 6, 2008

Booze Compass

The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.

Phil: "How'd you get home last night?"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"

by big pole charlotte February 3, 2006

comphet

short for compulsory heteronormativity, society making bright straight the default

Lesbian confusion can be due to the comphet in the world

by oswald~ November 4, 2020

competitious

the act of being overly competitive.

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win

by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008

computer

The reason I can't enjoy my weekends anymore. The almighty consumer of time. This machine will eat your soul and sell the last few bits on eBay.

What? Explorer froze on my computer's process manager? I'll just end and then start the process again. (desktop crashes)

by Anonymous 3.00 BETA February 21, 2009

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Straight Outta Compton

The best rap album of all time by NWA. The epitome of Old School Hip Hop.

Whenever I listen to Straight Outta Compton, I cry because I remember better days.

by defiler October 20, 2004