My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

battyboi

someone who may not be gay,but dresses and acts that way

he looked like a battyboi.

by donia+maria September 20, 2003

batter splatter

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

batted

To send someone's shit in basketball. Pretty much means when they put up a shot attempt, you send that shit into oblivion.

Nice block! You batted the shit outta that fool!

by cheapsoot November 30, 2011

battapattafishispatta

An word that is not understood when spoken.

When I battapattafishispatta in town, it tends to get dark before I return.

by Scott K Clark March 7, 2007

battyrider

Insult spoken generally to straight males to imply that they are homosexual and/or enjoy participating in homosexual intercourse

"Richard your such a battyrider!"

by Rick James 2.0 November 14, 2007

battered woman

1) Woman who has had pancake batter thrown on her.
2) Woman whose hair or appendages are caught in mixer while preparing cake batter.
3) Woman in softball league who was formerly a pitcher, but is now a batter.

Emily's pitching arm wore out, so the team made her a Battered Woman.

by norman December 5, 2003