Apple-Gate

Knife. Combat-Knife. German: Boker. An Elite/Formal Modern-Era Fighting/Dagger Made in Germany. Hi-End/Functional. Design by C/Rex-Apple-Gate who Distilled his Life-Time of Shaolin/Chinese-Kung-Fu; into a Two-Week Course for US Special-Forces. A Weapon for Close-Combat Experts. Integrates Well into Any Para-Military or Covert/Op-Outfit and Kit. ALL Combative in Modern-Armies Rate this Knife/Dagger as Highly-Esteemed. Weighted-Heavy in the Handle. Balanced/Difficult to Sharpen at First which Allows for Complete-Control over Material/Degree of Angle and Resultant Staying/Resilience and Smoothness of Cut Once-Established.

That is um, like One of those Scary-Peoples Apple-Gate Knives on Your Chest Isn't It?

by Mao/Beautiful-Springtime. October 6, 2010

Apple Coring

Its where you stick your hand up someones arse, grab a handful of insides, and rip them out

Man...Sov hated Hunty so much for shitting on his Pizza, I saw him Apple coring him later that night

by Pappa Sov September 23, 2021

apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.

Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!

by The L Train March 8, 2008

eli apple

A blind cornerback who tweets better than he covers a wide receiver.

Is Eli Apple guarding me? That’s an easy touchdown.

by MiloBasscoming4urASS February 15, 2022

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 1, 2003