Afternoon Delight

A brand of marijuana favored by Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development.

Michael: Maybe give her a little... Afternoon delight.
Oscar: The only question is, which way do I try to get it into her?
Michael: I don't want to know the details!

by lackofmops September 25, 2014

afterwood

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

Afterparty

The morning after the party at your friends house where some people are still passed out but no one continues to drink. In this state people also gather outside for a cigarette and talked about how intoxicated they were that night and start showing pictures of drunken shenanigans

Tony: Dude we were so drunk last night
Donnie: Yeah man this is making a great afterparty
Tommy: So my new nickname is Bathtub Tommy?

by Bathtub Tommy June 11, 2013

Aftermorning

What you say to someone when you wake up in the afternoon.

Good aftermorning *yawn* I can't believe I slept in until 2 pm...

by EkkuZakku April 4, 2016

An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by Alexx93 June 18, 2010

Saturday afternoon movie

A movie that you stumble upon while surfing through the channels on a rainy Saturday afternoon and watch because you have nothing else better to do. Typically a decent flick, but you wouldn't go out of your way to see it; rather, you are solely watching it out of convenience. Often shown on cable networks such as TNT, FX, and USA.

Examples include: The Rock, Con Air, Tremors, Die Hard's 1-4, any other movie by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich, etc...

"Dude, Con Air and The Rock are possible the two best Saturday afternoon movies of all time."

"The 1990's saw the production of many awesome Saturday afternoon movies."

by shoelace April 23, 2012

afternugget

After taking a dump, when you are walking away from the bathroom that one little nugget that you couldnt get to come out while on the pot, decides to come out in your pants.

some dude: Damn man I just took a dump!
some other dude: Then why are you going back in the can?
original dude: Aw man I just had an afternugget

by Danimal3805 January 16, 2009