Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.

Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"

by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Dole money

Benefits, Universal Credit, Job-seeker's allowance, Personal Independence Payment (PIP) and so on...

Friend: Want to do something today?

Me: I can't as I am working to pay your dole money!

by Jack Spank9049 March 8, 2025

Lipgloss money

When you have money left over after paying all the bills so you can buy something extra, like lip gloss.

Girl, I was able to pay all my bills in full and buy lipgloss! I’ve got that lipgloss money.

by Major headache March 22, 2025

losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"

Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025

Shit Money

Worthless money, because you can't enjoy it since it was made through corruption or some other fuckin stupid illegal activity.

I just go an inheritance, but I have to donate all of that shit money because the guy who died was a corrupt politician.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Gunny Money

The real juice in The Gunny's Nashville 'family'. It's the internal currency of favors, loyalty, and street cred you bank by being solid and helping the community. Backed by The Gunny's honor code (and maybe some creatively sourced funds), this is what gets problems solved – from covering rent to calling in heavy backup – when regular cash just won't cut it.

Dude couldn't make rent, but he must've had serious Gunny Money banked, 'cause The Gunny made a call and suddenly it was handled.

by Gunny fan April 29, 2025