I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
by LemonSex March 17, 2023
Get the Lemon sexmug. used as an expression when something good happens in the nuclear throne video game, similar to fuck yeah.
by fritheaxolotl April 19, 2021
Get the Rebel Sexmug. go to fucking sex ed if you don't know what it means. like bitch what the fuck. how do you not know what sex is? anyway fuck off to the how its used section
Jimmy: i had sex with your mom, she is a mother fucking slow bow with cock sucking.
Alex: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?!
Jimmy: yea why not, she is a good lookin girl yk. You have a great mom, she gives you everything. Mines a bitch
Alex: i don't know you, who are you again? i'm sorry i can't remember if your off the streets...
Alex: YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM?!
Jimmy: yea why not, she is a good lookin girl yk. You have a great mom, she gives you everything. Mines a bitch
Alex: i don't know you, who are you again? i'm sorry i can't remember if your off the streets...
by fuckyourselfandyourbrother/sis April 4, 2022
Get the sexmug. When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
Get the Emo sexmug. by Skertskert October 17, 2019
Get the National sex daymug. spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021
Get the spaghetti sexmug. sex story pt 8!!
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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