selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

Selfie

A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.

Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.

by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014

Selfie-centered

Can be used to describe people, most often girls, who take and post a ridiculous number of selfies to their social media page(s). Often indicative of self-centeredness, conceit, and/or underlying low self-esteem and the need for praise and validation from others.

I was liking that girl until i saw her Facebook page with hundreds of selfies on it. I just can't date someone who is so selfie-centered. It's a deal-breaker for me.

by WinterArmageddon February 6, 2015

Selfie

A style of taking a photograph that allows you to avoid asking a stranger: "Will you please take my picture?"

I am not gonna hand my iPhone to that creepy guy. I will just take a selfie instead.

by row-hit_meta September 5, 2014

Selfiesapien

Someone who is so obsessed with selfies that it becomes their only purpose for existence

Every time a selfiesapien has a second of pass time, they take out their phones and they take pictures of their oh-so interesting lives.

by laylawinxchg3 May 14, 2016

rape selfie

When you take a selfie of somebody against his/her will.

- Dang, why did you just put your phone up into my face?
- I took a rape selfie of you.

by hazeray November 10, 2014

Morris Selfie

When a short brunette girl takes a selfie of half her face, with her squad in the background.

'Moz take a Morris Selfie'
'OK everyone smile….'
**takes photo of self with squad in the background posing**

by rotrot April 13, 2015