Batmannotdave's definitions

Selfie

A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.

Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.

by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014

Queef

An expulsion of air from a vagina. Something that is disgusting and definitely not funny.

Timo thinks that queefs are funny. He is wrong. Just like he was about selfies.

by Batmannotdave June 24, 2015