Rule 58 

If a fandom is trending for at least 5 business days, there is at least one illegal ship that makes absolutely no sense that has been created.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Sally Face on your For You page? I hope nobody ships Sal and Megan!"

Person 2: "It's inevitable, because of Rule 58."

Rule 58 by vinnerz April 27, 2021

Rule 35 

Peace is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Rule 35. Often confused with Rule 34, which states that war is good for business.

Quark corrected Lt. Dax on how Rule 35 was that peace was good for business, not Rule 34 as she previously believed.

Rule 35 by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021

rule 34 

a place where lonely people (most likely discord moderators)get to pretend to fuck their favorite chareters from video games to girls underage and minors.

damn I bet samsung sam has a rule 34 page oh wow she dose have a rule 34 page
at page:Guess its time to be a simp

rule 34 by a discord moderator October 17, 2021

Rule 55 

No matter what any forum of art has a Carl Wheezer version of it somewhere

Person 1: Hey I just found an exception to Rule 55. Two girls one cup.
Person 2: I have some news for you.
person 1 promptly blows their brains out onto person 2
Person 2: The individual feels the futility of human desires aims and the sublimity and marvellous order which reveal

themselves both in nature and in the world of thought.

Rule 55 by Dr. Candice Teepo MD March 4, 2022

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

Rule 1002 by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

rule 3002

White women will never say no to starbucks

Rule 3002 meaning Women love starbucks example
Women 1: Wanna go to Starbucks? my treat.
Women 2: OMG YESS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

rule 3002 by White man runnin November 28, 2014

Rule 97 

Never, under any circumstances, make a dragon cry.

Recently a neighbor broke rule 97, we haven’t heard from him since.

Rule 97 by ᴬᵞᴵᵀˢˢᴾᵁᶻᶻ September 29, 2018