ethan owen

A wanker that sucks cock. He has a rubbish haircut and a gay laugh. He is drama queen faggot. And likes touching guys in a nice place. Aka jimmy Saville

Dam he is a little shit bet he is called Ethan Owen

by Luke.M March 4, 2017

ethan the cunt

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .

ETHAN THE CUNT IS A PUSSY.

by Ethan the pussy February 1, 2017

ethan rutledge

A mother fucking hoe face that sucks dick for fun

Ethan Rutledge sucks dick for fun

by Swag master69420blazeit December 30, 2015

Ethan Hutchinson

Skinny white turd of a curry muncher, who is mad into hentai chicks. He cannot pull the girl that he wants as she won't let him eat her out. He is a tryhard at all video games even though he is shit at them all, DURRANT IS BETTERRRR THAN YOU!!! His basketball skills are wack with a 0.86 point average. GIT BETTTAAA!

Person 1: *Sucks at basketball*
Person 2: why u so shieeeet, my guy
Person 1: I'm trying out my new move the 'Ethan Hutchinson'
Person 1: *Throws ball over backboard*

by FitzThe3rd February 25, 2019

Ethan Choi

A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.

Damn, that's a Ethan Choi right there. Am I right?

by Dikblaster November 1, 2019

Ethan beach

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.

Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

by emobitchwholikesfloors January 9, 2021

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021