Easton

Home of the country's dumbest government system ever. Full of a bunch of pussies who over charge you in taxes so that they can save the trees. You may also know it for its tendency to have a retarded school system where the administration are a bunch of fags when it comes to suspending a student. People often nickname it the wannabe Greenwich Country Club or that place where a bunch of people go to waste their money on their kids thinking the school system is good. The only store in the town gives a new definition to rathole. The only good part about Easton is that it has numerous exits to get out. Kids there think they're black and dress up to a laxer style attire. Many of them would rather live and die in Bridgeport than ever set foot in Easton.

Student: I will stab you with a knife (pretending to teacher)
Male Teacher: Ugh! Oh my gosh he's gonna murder me! Police! Police! I'm going to press charges. Always in the town of Easton!
Principal:Jokingly saying that you'll stab someone violates our policies, that will be a 1 month suspension.

Principal: We called you in here because you... Do you know what you did?
Student: Uhhh...
Principal: We called you in because you logged onto someone else's account which violates our acceptable use policy. That means you're expelled.

by Dr. Dandelion November 14, 2011

Elastic waistband

The art of wrapping an elastic rubber band around someone's hand and holding one end then moving your hand up and down to masturbate using the other persons hand

I heard Tom and Jerry preformed the Elastic waistband last night. I have to try that one day!

by NuclearGay January 24, 2015

East Mississippi Stew

When a girl kicks a guy in the balls, then punches him in the face. When he is down, the girl then blows scalding hot stew into his ass.

After asking his girlfriend to do the elevator, Julia gave Jeremy an East Mississippi Stew.

by MikeL3338 August 7, 2007

eastern moon

It’s a romantic name for rice wine. Rice wine is an alcoholic beverage by converting the rice starch to sugars. It’s especially made in the east and totally different from the wine and other common western drinks. It’s unusually beautiful and mysterious, thus having a poetic name “eastern moon”

Both of us robed ourselves in moonlight and enjoyed our newly made eastern moon.

by kakadede February 8, 2010

Easter S'mores

S'mores for the Spring: Take gram crackers, a peep, Easter M&M's and put them in a microwave for 12 seconds. Enjoy!

I have all this crappy Easter candy and don't know what to do with it. I know, Easter s'mores!

by calvinke June 16, 2010

East Goscote

Village in Leicestershire.
Made in the 60s.
Has a "BMX Track" with a see-saw.
Doesn't show any resemblance to a village or anywhere whatsoever.
Possesses an inactive WW2 bomb-shelter on the children's play park.
Has a pub called "Sims" which is shit and just sells curry.
A shit-heap pile of shops that overcrowd one area and make you want to hang yourself.

Hi, I live in East Goscote!
Hi, I don't care!

by joebmxkid08 July 13, 2012

Eastern Florida State College

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.

Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

by jman1948 March 6, 2014