chode chomper

viciously attacking, muching, or rapidly biting the chode.

That Bitch bit my fucking chode!!!! She is a FUCKING CHODE CHOMPER!!!! The band HEART OF WAR hates them fucking bitches!!

by Dave Morrow March 25, 2008

womp chode

Womp Chode is a word used to originally describe members of a college intramural basketball team that was started in 1972 at Utah State University. Womp Chode has been further been expanded over the last 16 years to include members of a shadowy, yet elite, trout fishing organization known as the A.W.F.E.. The A.W.F.E. convenes once a year at discrete locations throughout the Western United States to participate in what has become known as The Trout Slam.

1."Are you going to the big game tonight? “Its the Nerdy Mormons vs. the Womp Chodes in the Nelson Field House."

2."Did you hear that Freddy kicked ass again in the Womp Chode Trout Slam, winning by 1/8th of an inch?"

3. “Did you see this years results? Womp Chode Bill lost by 1/8th of an inch again!”

by Eddie Peterson, Glenn Marston May 29, 2008

Dylan's Chode

Dylan's chode is a big fat cock which he is never afraid to whip it out in random and awkward occasions, it seeks out all the girls like a homing beacon and smashes it up until it is no longer recognizable.

Dylan's chode smashed that girl up so bad she cant walk

by Johnoq111 January 19, 2011

In the mode for chode

the wanting of dick

if some one has their mouth open, say they are "in the mode for chode"

by conor smale September 25, 2008

Chode Spasms

When a person with a chode is ready to cum or pee, there can be a block up. It is caused by the extreme width of the urethra, so it can not properly shoot the substances out. This causes a blockage, which leads to spasms, causing shooting pains in one's chode.

Ah, dude, last night my hoe gave me a hand job and i was about to cum and i got chode spasms. It hurt for days.

by The chode scientist January 8, 2009

chode comb

A device use to comb one's chode. Used commonly by stylin' sombitches.

That is one wangtastic chode comb!

by Seifer January 29, 2003

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011