A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
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A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Jimmy Buffet mug.A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
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Get the Bavarian Buffet mug.Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
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A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
A higher rank, in the make-believe military, these guys are potentially more dangerous. Delusion larpers on a spectrum somewhere between a gun-nuts and preppers. Prone to hate on gamers, airsoft/paintball players, and others because they use “real guns” instead; possibly in a controlled environment or even recklessly.
You got called out for flexing a participation trophy. You’re not even a Gravy SEAL, you’re a Green Buffet!
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