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Twilight Bitch

a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...
Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!

*4 years later*

Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.

Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...

Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!

Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?

Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.

Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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Puzzle-Bitch

One who dominates all puzzle-related activities.
I was trying to do this puzzle at a friend's house when the puzzle-bitch started to interfere and do my puzzle.
by Captaine John Smith July 16, 2009
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Publix bitch

Any female who holds a management position at publix, indicating that the job inevitably turns any woman into a bitch.
Damn, Paula is such a Publix bitch that she makes me take the trash out every time I work. I wish that bitch would get fired.
by Fuckpublix February 23, 2011
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Pussy Bitch

Pussy Bitch is someone who thinks they're real as fuck but in reality is such a pussy about everything that just calling them pussy won't do. They are so beyond pussy that you are forced to use bitch.
"Yo Matt you coming to the party?"

"Nah I have some laundry to do."
"Don't be such a Pussy Bitch!"
by Kmc13 September 21, 2014
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Needy Basic White Bitch

Not exclusive to, but, a high concentration of species of white female. These creatures that have become more and more prevalent, visible and somehow absurdly validated to some extent, with the advent of social media. This species is all over social media constantly putting up selfies. These selfies which all basically look the same. Furthermore, this female will go to any and all desperate extremes on social media through posts to get that all too precious attention that they need to make it through the day. These females think they are being coy about it. However, a deaf, blind, braindead person could see how blatant they are about it. This type of female has an outrageous sense of being unique, attractive and entitled. their entire existence revolves around them trying absurdly too hard at projecting those characteristics. However, in reality, they are painfully, hilariously, predictable, unoriginal and a living, walking stereotype. They also tend to exhibit high concentrations of self absorption. Which, ultimately, kills what ever attractiveness they may or may have not had to begin with. Face it, we all know one or more of them.....God help whomever is insane enough to take them seriously.
Person 1: "sweet Jesus, this needy basic white bitch is all up on Facebook with a selfie every damn day. She looks the same in every picture!"

Person 2: "It's either that or she's bitching about how many "creepy" guys are staring at her. But, we all know she goes out all hoed the hell up all the time."

needy, selfie, white girl, Facebook, Instagram, desperate, attention, starved, dumb, self-absorbed
by Furiosa the Accursed June 3, 2016
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MOVE bitch

What you say to a woman when her big fat ass is in front of the TV.
by RySenkari November 19, 2006
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Get that shit bitch

to cheer some one on in a way as if there doing a good job at what ever they happen to be doing , to motavte someone to continue what ever they are doing say if there danceing,fighting,getting a number from a girl/boy.

this pharse is used in southern cali very often
look at Monica over there danceing with that boy she turnt up "Get that shit bitch"

is that Tiffany over there pulling that boy number? oooh shit "Get that shit bitch"
by cellygothisfame1 February 19, 2010
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