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Bauer

The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.
My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.
by demonspeed February 27, 2009
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bauer

adjective: to engage in 24 hours of strenuous activity including stopping numerous bombs and potential fatal viruses. is better than what chuck norris, Mr T and McGuyver combined could come up with in a single day.
"oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"
by David Deery August 22, 2006
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Beaner

1. A derogatory term used to describe a person whose skin tone is crisp and brown from exposure to the sun. Originally used for Mexicans only but ignorance allows it be used for just about any person from latin america.

2. Imigrants who come to the U.S. predominanetly from Mexico that work the $6.00/hr. Job that not even a middle class highschool kid would like to work-unless of course he is a BEANER CHILD! ;)

3. The people who are being discriminated against no thanks to the new law in Arizona!
1. I Dont Like BEANERS!!!

2. If you want cheap labor than Hire a beaner.

3. Oh sally you dont need to do your dishes, I know this beaner lady that will do it for like 20 bucks! What a deal huh? I dont even think she knows shes getting ripped off.

4. These beaners are taking all the good jobs that our white highschool kids and college students would love to do such as landscaping, dish washing, field work in the hot sun, and cleaning upper middle class homes.
by King-D May 3, 2010
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Justin Beaner

A Mexican who is cute and cool.

Exact Copy of Beiber except for small Penis, Girl Voice, and Crave of Men.
Sarcastic.

Enjoys Spending Time with Women.
Is mostly Seen Flirting with Women.
Single most of the time.
by Justin Beaner May 14, 2011
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beaters

a group of skiers/snowboarders who think they are awesome on the mountain, but in reality, they suck.
look at those beaters trying to build a one foot kicker
by sean180 February 11, 2008
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egg beater

The process by which a man ejaculates onto a woman and then proceeds to stir it with his penis.
After I splooged on Jane,I gave her an egg beater.
by jizzcock May 14, 2003
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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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