shit water

“Shit water” is water that someone has shit in. Typically this water is from the toilet.

Bob: Dude, that sucked… I just got shit water all over my ass!

John: What!

Bob: Yeah. I was just in the bathroom taking a shit and the explosion caused the shit water to fly all over my ass!

by 4035 September 15, 2006

eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.

If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.

by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003

watermelon juice

Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.

Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.

Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"

Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."

by DC Derailleurs July 7, 2012

wattagwon

A word used to express a greeting, generally a sentence in itself.

1. wattagwon!
2. wattagwon, my friend, wattagwon

by Jason Allen. June 2, 2006

Watzman

The performance of inserting in a gloved finger into a superpubic catheter site after the catheter has been removed to maintain an open stoma. If performed while snorkeling then this is a sexual fetish. May also be performed without gloved fingers (see Dirty Watzman). Also may be performed while inserting a finger from the contralateral hand into the rectum to manipulate the prostate (see Left Handed or Right Handed Watzman). If using more than one finger, or fist (Partial or Full Watzman respectively).

I had to perform a Watzman maneuver until the on-call urologist could arrive with a new suprapubic catheter.

I Watzman'd him until a friend came along.

by Dirk D. Sanchez March 26, 2010

Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.

I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer

by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014

australian water bomb

when you do a chick and you forget the condom is on after and you take a piss in the condom

bill:sorry about the mess on your toilet seat
Fred:dude what the fuck where you doing
Bill: i did an australian water bomb

by Luves_2_spooge May 11, 2009