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Stuck in the washing machine 

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~
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around the way girl

a girl that is comfortable enough with her own femininity that she rocks sneakers that can show up any man (with sexiness that rivals any other chick in stilettos). this girl knows how get down, is smart mouthed, confident, intelligent, and can probably drink you under the table. this girl always reps where she's from and has an attitude sharper than yours. she runs with a crew of like-minded, independent females, has a few pairs of doorknockers, and really knows how to get hers in a man's world, all while leavin men droolin!
like ll said
"I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman aint scared to do her thing...
I need an AROUND THE WAY GIRL..."
around the way girl by satya m December 24, 2008

The News of The World

A British tabloid newspaper published on Sundays by News Corp. It's a sister paper to The Sun.

The News of The World concentrates on the important news. C-list celebrities, football, horoscopes, sex scandals and soft-porn. The News of The World has published a lot of kiss and tell stories. Normally these stories are told in lurid detail and illustrated with photos of the woman concerned in her underwear. The News of The World has a gift for showing women in their underwear. They could print an article about Nixon opening relations with China and still somehow find a way to work such a photo in to the story.

The newspaper itself is very right-wing and has been criticised in the past for enouraging mob justice (as has it's sister paper The Sun). Their decision to print the names and photos of convicted paedophiles brought condemnation since it was pretty obvious what was going to happen once these lists were published. Lynch mobs formed and people who had served their sentences and been released were harassed despite the fact that stastics have shown that sex-offenders typically have a far lower rate of recivisdism than most other serious crimes.

All in all, a low-grade gossip rag with a thinly veiled populist right-wing agenda.
John: I want something that's written in the style of a children's book while being a mix of Mein Kampf and Razzle.
Paul: Ah, the News of The World. That'll be 50 pence.
Stavros: How much change do I get from a pound?

coming out the wazoo 

Having in a plentiful amount.
Dude, that mother fucker has money coming out the wazoo.
coming out the wazoo by Kate October 30, 2004

On the washing machine 

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.
Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

The White Stripes 

A great band with catchy music. People who critisize them, think about this, would you have the balls to go onstage with only a female drummer and 40 year old equipment?
The White Stripes are a great band with catchy music.
The White Stripes by _Cory_ June 16, 2005

The Wild West 

A place that is generally lawless, where criminals and/or wild animals still have the advantage, one should take caution when entering such an area or avoid it altogether.
The Afghanistan-Pakistan border, Mogadishu, and Ciudad Juarez are crazy, its The Wild West over in those places
The Wild West by ninjalogical October 23, 2010