tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.

Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

christmas tree

When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.

"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"

by jibe July 29, 2006

Bamboo tree

A large penis belonging to a chinese man.

When I went to China i was pleasured by many bamboo trees.

by Prince Nippolean July 21, 2005

Big Tree

The name given to any person who is of Russian Descent who claims to be asian.

"I'm telling you, I am asian!" "Shut up Big Tree."

by sj0rgensen April 18, 2008

Buckeye Tree

A gentlemens erect genetalia

After 7 whiskey's, The distinguished Colonel inserted his buckeye tree into the southern vixen's sizzling honey pot

by Col. Everhart January 18, 2005

tree hugger

a person with absolutley no academic qualifications who protest about roads and shit(they didnt get there by teleportation)not true environmentalists like dr david bellamy or david attenbrough who choose to inform not dig up the corpse of somebodys mother as a protest because they own a gerbil or hamspster farm. typically a middle class college drop out who cant fathom that meat is not murder it is food, and they want to get off with some stinkin weirdo who pass rags off as invironmentally and socio/economic fair trade fashionable clothes made from hessian sack.

see them fucking tree hugger people i'd love to run over them in my gas guzzlin humvee

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Flocking the Tree

Sexual deviation, a'la Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer, etc..

Tie your girl to the bed with christmas lights, wrap tinsel around her neck and cum all over her while singing Silver Bells

Yo man, you hear that new term in that Soulja Boy stageplay? He was like "Ima go flocking the tree on that ho!"

by WNN Remote December 31, 2007