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Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want
My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!
Italian teacher by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

Math teacher 

Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
Student 1: umm why is there a weird drawing on the board?
Student 2: oh just the math teacher
Math teacher by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021

Math Teacher 

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
Math Teacher by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022

Math teacher 

A creature that teaches math
X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher

English Teacher 

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.

freelance teacher 

Someone who teaches without any measurable metrics to grade performance.
I will never be unemployed because I can always be a freelance teacher.
freelance teacher by E.Korotki February 19, 2022