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Clydesdale Scale

A scale used for rating girls by deciding how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off.
From the movie Air Heads
Dude if she was so hot, what did she rank on the Clydesdale Scale?

I would put it at 6

Damn thats hot
by Amish Protection Program July 14, 2009
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Scarlet Begonias

A song originaly made by the Greatful Dead but made better by Sublime
As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls

Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property

A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp

And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
by Jack August 4, 2004
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Scarlett Johansson

A-list actress deserving of her acclaim. Not beautiful, but somewhat pretty, cleans up well with perfectly applied makeup. Has nice boobies like I wish I had (mine are almost as cute!) A respectable actress known for talent, not immature antics.
I hope to be half as successful as Scarlett Johansson.
by Mona Lott March 1, 2006
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Scarlet

Absolute legend. Full of herself. Bit of a pussy 😂. Doesn’t take any shyt. Doesn’t like others opinions.😂🌪
Starts drama. Doesn’t like any dumb ass teachers ain’t afraid of em either. A woman weirdo 😂
Oi that scarlet is a right weirdo
by Scarletjbz April 3, 2019
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SABLE

1. A word synonymous to black (often used in heraldry)
2. A word used to describe someone who is grievous, sorrowful and/or sad; lamenting or disgusted with the world.
3. A former WWE diva who nobody really cares about, so there won't be an example for.
1. The color on that shield is Sable.
2. That kid is so SABLE; he seems so sad.
3. HAHHAHAAA are you serious???? What a fucker!!
by -SABLE- October 11, 2009
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1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10
"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"
by Wheat boi September 25, 2016
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scalendar

comes from schedule and calendar (my friend made it up)
Person #1: can you hang out tomorrow?
Person #2: I dunno let me check my scalendar
by Zoe April 10, 2005
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