skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.

"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

Skirt

Ruunning away from your wife

Bob: did you skirt today?
Bobby: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
BOB: I saw you running away from your wife

by GG_AG March 6, 2019

Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.

I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv

by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

Skirt Kicker

When a girl comes to the trailer park, circles your trailer all the while kicking in the aluminum skirting between your mobile home and the cement slab it sits on

She’s a real Skirt Kicker, came by at 2am, dented every section on my double wide.

by Darkmuff November 30, 2019

Shirt h

A new spelling for shithead, it is commonly used by Ryan's with colored hair

Rachel, I'm a shirt h

by CherryRayRay October 28, 2019

skirt shank

The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.

"That creep skirt shanked that schoolgirl taking a nap at the park. What a fucking degenerate."

by Fumuru February 15, 2020