Mint ring surprise 

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

Mint ring surprise by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023

loo ring 

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.

Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!

loo ring by Telephony2 October 14, 2023

Frodo's Ring 

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.

"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".

Frodo's Ring by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Mint the ring 

To apply toothpaste to the rim of the anus.

To freshen up, Andrew H excused himself to mint the ring.

Mint the ring by RingMinter November 17, 2012

fing your ring 

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

fing your ring by steelsupply July 17, 2013

faux septum ring 

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!

faux septum ring by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016

blown o ring 

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

blown o ring by camping buddy June 11, 2017