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Google Score

The number of results that is returned when searching a name on Google. Often used to show how active a person is on the internet, usually Facebook.
John Smith: Hey, my Google Score is 86,000,000! I'm super cool/ I use Facebook way too often!
by FailPanda August 20, 2010
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maggot infested colostemy hole.
by firstlastlaugh December 5, 2010
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Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).
I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.
by lowlights June 12, 2011
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Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)
Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.
by koolyman June 14, 2011
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Google baiter

Person who has open comment blog, then changes blog to require signing into Google to comment.
I commented on that open blog, went back to comment and the website blog required me to get a Google account to comment. I don't like that Google baiter.
by doublesunrise June 22, 2011
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googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.
1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.
by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012
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