Gerballing

The act of inserting a live gerbal, hamster, or other small rodent into one's anus for sexual pleasure.

"dude, my neighbor had those PETA fags knocking on his door and yelling becase he had a rat up his ass."

"yeah dude, he was gerballing."

by Spooky Brown January 27, 2010

german night stick

When a male slaps a girl(or male) in the face with his erect penis.

"Last night when my girlfriend was going down on me, I gave her the german night stick."

by j7thbay August 9, 2006

germaine greer

bitch who decided to bag out Steve Irwin straight after his unfortunate death. how dare you!! good publicity stunt im sure, now everybody hates you, more than they already did. dumbass witch. GET A LIFE..

"hear about that germaine greer saying that crap about steve irwin straight after he died?"
"yeh what a mole"

by SilKan26 September 16, 2008

Gerard Way

To Make Things Simple, He's Hot And Talented, Well, Thats An Understatment. He's Gorgeous And Has An Amazing Voice. Lead SInger Of My Chemical Romance Which Are *In My Opinion* THE Best (L) Gerard Married Mindless Self Indulgence Bassist, Lyn-z In September 2007 After MCR And MSI Toured Together On Linkin Park's Projekt Revolution. They Announced The Pregnancy In November. Their Daughter, Bandit Lee Way, Was Born In Los Angeles At 2:57 P.M. On May 27th And Weighs 6 lbs., 5.6 oz. Awww :)

Gerard Way said he is "very excited" about fatherhood, adding: "I don't know that I ever thought about having a kid, but then I also didn't expect to meet Lyn-Z. When I met her I knew she'd be the one person I could have a kid with."

by MCR<3 June 6, 2009

Gerard Way

Lead singer for My Chemical Romance, which is an awesome band from New Jersey. He is a lyrical genius with a great voice. He went to the School of Visual Arts, and he designs the cover art for his band. He can get away with wearing make-up, 'cause he is so sexy.

And we'll love again and we'll laugh again We'll cry again and we'll dance again And it's better off this way So much better off this way

by alicejane152 September 1, 2005

Gertrude's Law

Hamlet's mother, Gertrude, is famous for her quote "The lady doth protest too much, methinks". Gertrude's Law states that if a person is overly passionate about condemning a certain lifestyle choice, they most likely engage in that lifestyle secretly. Some notable examples are Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, and most recently Arifinto, an Indonesian MP who helped pass an anti-pornography law. He was later photographed looking at porn on his iPad during a parliamentary debate.

That family values preacher just got caught at a glory hole. It looks like further proof of Gertrude's Law.

by neyolojisms April 29, 2011

germantown academy

Also known as the Germantown Fish Factory. For their mechanic swim machine students and robotic water polo players.

"You swim for GA?
"Yeah."
"Get a life, loser."

by all hyped up April 9, 2005