ex-shag

Someone who you've slept with with, but your not friends anymore just an ex-fuck. While still being on good terms.

Awkward situation:

Ex-shag: How are you?
You: I'm fine
Ex-shag: Wanna hang out watching movies?
You: Sure

by Casio38 April 11, 2010

fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

celino and she EX baifren

the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂

Dem ah bruk up

The end

Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!

what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️

BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 30, 2022

Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

by aramdomperson January 21, 2018

Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.

Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!

by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022

the ex

The executive summary. Break it down and spare the narrative.

Just gimme the ex.

by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023