Epic Fail

A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.

Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.

by chang cow dong May 6, 2008

sigma phi epsilon

A fraternity founded, in 1901, on the principles of Virtue, Dilligence, and Brotherly Love. Has recruited more members in the past 20 years than any other college fraternity, and is currently the largest national fraternity with over 14,000 members. Though all fraternities vary from chapter to chapter, SigEp is generally known for relaxed, competent members that enjoy the occasional (or sometimes more than occasional) game of beruit.

"Hey, let's chill at the SigEp house tonight. There's always something to do there."
"Yeah, I've heard the guys there are pretty cool. Let's go."

by SigEp August 30, 2005

Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)

A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)

by THENAME October 4, 2008

epiphany

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

Episexual

Term for someone who is sexually attracted to the game Episode’s characters, but also could be used for people who are attracted to other cartoon characters.

B: “Oh my god, he’s so hot!”

H: “Um B? He’s an episode character”

B: “I guess I’m Episexual”

H: “never talk to me again”

by Fishermanlove2 August 5, 2018

ephebophile

Psychiatry - a person who is sexually attracted to mid-to-late adolescents, generally aged 15 to 19; not a pedophile. Origin: From Greek, "Ephebe" (early manhood).

It turns out the chick across the street is a ephebophile after all. I just caught her kissing that new guy in the tenth grade!

by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008