Ethiopian Dump Truck 

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper

Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is

Ethiopian Dump Truck by FlyingToothlessMidgets January 11, 2010

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick 

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

dump rope 

The first bowel movement after a long night of drinking, that is long and thin like a rope.

An example, of a good quality dump rope, is to have one end of your shit touching the bottom of the toilet and the other end still attached to your ass. Dude i just took a shit so long i can use it as a dump rope.

dump rope by joeyg bitch, recignize July 8, 2006

dump spot 

Noun; deriving from an MTV cribs interview with Mr. Baby AKA "The Birdman" of Cash Money Records. This term refers to a secondary dwelling primary used for recreational purposes including, but not limited to, the following: the consumption of Lean, the precipitation process of currency (AKA making it rain) and stuntin' like your father figure.

" This is my new little dump spot. I dropped about a ticket. If y'all ain't know what a ticket is; it's a million."

dump spot by The Birdman Dump Spot June 13, 2008

Dump and Dump 

When you short a stock, then get up and take a massive dump, only to come back to see that the stock has gone down a lot (dumped)... so you make a lot of monies.

Tom decided to short AAPL, then felt a little queasy from his Chicken Tikka Masala lunch, so he took a massive poo. AAPL's stock price decided to take a dump simultaneously. Now that is what I call a good ol fashioned Dump and Dump

Dump and Dump by A.BRUNNY September 19, 2012

Sub Dump 

A dump that acts like a submarine and dives deep, hence the name Sub Dump. Often mistaken for the Houdini Special because of one key difference; Sub Dumps make a sound when they hit the water, and the Houdini Special does not.

Also eco-friendly because if one achieves a Sub Dump, then one is not required to flush his or her toilet.

"Yo I took a Sub Dump today and my girlfriend found out"
"Why dude, didn't you flush?"
"I was tryin' to save money, damn! I didn't think my shit would float after fifteen minutes!"

Sub Dump by Ja Mama October 20, 2009

Fast food bag dump off 

When someone throws fast food bags out the window of their car because it is filled with them and they are too lazy to find a trash can.

Dude 1: "Dude I found a whole bunch of fast food bags in the bushes outside my house..."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah, that was me... every time I come over I eat some Cajuns and dump the bag in those bushes."
Dude 1: "You lazy ass! Can't believe you would do a fast food bag dump off by my house!"

Fast food bag dump off by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010