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Dirty Chandaman
When you shit in the CD-Rom drive in a computer and then press the button to make the tray go back in! Making shit appear all around the drive.
Dirty Chandaman by Ralph89 September 4, 2006
war has changed
War has changed.
It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.
It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.
It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.
War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.
Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.
Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.
Everything is monitored, and kept under control.
War has changed.
The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.
And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control,
war becomes routine.
war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
discovery channel
A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.
Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?
Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.
Joe: You fucking dumb shit.
Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.
Joe: You fucking dumb shit.
discovery channel by coryinc September 26, 2006
Mike Chang
He is just another douche with another product that aims at body builders to try to scam them into trading their money for Mike Chang's Wang juice (Which consist of hobbit seaman, dragon testicles and corkscrew duck wieners). This conCOCKtion will leave you broke and looking like Gandolf had just rammed his staff up your ass.
"Hi Mike Chang here, if you want to watch a 2 minute Youtube video, you must first watch 3 minutes of my garbage."
or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
or
"I have pay the internet so much money that I am advertised everywhere and every page you click on will have a picture of me on it and this will occur until you pay me to stop bothering you!"
Mike Chang by Sketchywhale November 18, 2013