bean maze

a bean with a lil labyrinths that confuses every single thing that looks at it even the big nigga can´t figure that out

sams: dude have you seen the bean maze

keyly: yea man my mother been trying to figure

sams: if big nigga cant get it you cant

bean maze by ayboned December 17, 2018

BEAN DAY 

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.

Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"

BEAN DAY by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019

Bean Dirt 

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

Bean Dirt by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021

Bean Grill 

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her

"I just bean grilled my wife"

Bean Grill by Thegayestchinkintheworld October 22, 2022

bean-zeusing 

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

bean-zeusing by mrs meister December 4, 2006

Bean Storm 

whan a man performs oral sex on a woman, and sneezes into her vagina.

You don't have a dusty pussy do you?..... we wouldn't want a category 4 bean storm.

Bean Storm by Meredith & Stephanie October 15, 2008

Bean Burrito 

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

Bean Burrito by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016