Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
Get the Ape Dos Milmug. A small moderately controllable being, such as a child or kitten, that is frustrating yet often humorous and endearing, much like a tailless primate.
by Snakpak G December 31, 2020
Get the Ape on a stickmug. by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
Get the Apmug. by Crack and meth January 11, 2019
Get the Ape dickmug. When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
Get the Alabama ape shockmug. APS:
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
Get the APSmug. by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023
Get the APmug.