twatbucket

literally, a bucket of twats. also, a person who is a fucking pussy or whatnot.

"You're a fucknig twatbucket."

by AJ 187 September 28, 2003

Twat Shop

A company guided or principled by women.

Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

twat spackle

To fill a vagina with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the twat.

Dude, I think that chick needs some twat spackle.

by Mr. Jizzy McTesticles June 11, 2006

twat mop

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".

Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.

by S. Michael December 6, 2007

twat o'clock

an undesirable time of the day.

"that fucking fire alarm woke me up at twat o'clock this morning!"

by english1704 April 3, 2009

twardo

1. to play a song on repeat to a point where it takes a good/new song and makes it unbearable to listen to

2. to put a three song playlist on repeat for more then an hour

Twardo (verb)

1. Man, all the way turnt up was a good song until you had to go and twardo it.

2. Bro, we just heard California Girls 14 times, turn you twardoed playlist off.

by that bro guy September 30, 2010

twaunt

a non-offensive word made of twat and cunt. Created to be used towards an ex-spouse without saying profane words. Created in 2008.

My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.

by JMT-WHATELY July 19, 2011