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twaunt

a non-offensive word made of twat and cunt. Created to be used towards an ex-spouse without saying profane words. Created in 2008.
My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
by JMT-WHATELY July 19, 2011
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taunton high school

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression
by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop June 11, 2017
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Twunt

"Nic is such a twunt"
by jt1199 June 3, 2015
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Tauntaun

Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the animals for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals came in useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures.

Both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rode tauntauns on Rebel patrol missions, planting a network of life-form sensors along Echo Base's perimeter. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
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Twant

Part twat and part cunt - a twant is someone behaving in a manner that is both stupid AND bitchy.
Twant - someone so full of themselves that they aren't aware they are actually stupid. But they are aware they are bitchy and enjoying being that way for no reason. While it may more frequently apply to women, men can also behave as twants.
by Cytosisters November 10, 2013
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tauntillate

It is when you taunt someone in a titillating way. I.e. Taunt someone with your genitals.
That girl sure knows how to tauntillate a guy. I was so tautillated when she wagged her sexy Khaki clad legs at me and said "you Can't have none"
by Fatrazmo March 18, 2011
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french taunt

The greatest insult known to man kind. You give someone the french taunt by going: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal, you food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

However, it is better to simply say: "I give you the french taunt."
After a insult fight, Bob had trouble coming up with a comeback, so he pulled his trump card: the french taunt.
by Pythian.Lygume June 21, 2014
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