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a non-offensive word made of twat and cunt. Created to be used towards an ex-spouse without saying profane words. Created in 2008.
My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
twaunt by JMT-WHATELY July 19, 2011
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taunton high school 

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression
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The act of simultaneously being a cunt and a twat
"Nic is such a twunt"
Twunt by jt1199 June 3, 2015
Tauntauns are a species of snow lizard found roaming the windswept snow plains of Hoth. The Rebel Alliance domesticated the swift creature during their stay on the ice planet, and used the animals for patrol duties outside Echo Base. The animals came in useful as the Rebel technicians had difficulty adapting their repulsorlift speeders to the subzero temperatures.

Both Luke Skywalker and Han Solo rode tauntauns on Rebel patrol missions, planting a network of life-form sensors along Echo Base's perimeter. Though tauntauns are sure-footed and well equipped to handle Hoth's daytime temperature, the chilling extremes of a Hoth night will prove deadly.
Related: Hoth Wampa Ice Creature
Tauntaun by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
Part twat and part cunt - a twant is someone behaving in a manner that is both stupid AND bitchy.
Twant - someone so full of themselves that they aren't aware they are actually stupid. But they are aware they are bitchy and enjoying being that way for no reason. While it may more frequently apply to women, men can also behave as twants.
Twant by Cytosisters November 10, 2013

tauntillate 

It is when you taunt someone in a titillating way. I.e. Taunt someone with your genitals.
That girl sure knows how to tauntillate a guy. I was so tautillated when she wagged her sexy Khaki clad legs at me and said "you Can't have none"
tauntillate by Fatrazmo March 18, 2011

french taunt 

The greatest insult known to man kind. You give someone the french taunt by going: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English kaniggets. Thppppt! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal, you food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

However, it is better to simply say: "I give you the french taunt."
After a insult fight, Bob had trouble coming up with a comeback, so he pulled his trump card: the french taunt.
french taunt by Pythian.Lygume June 21, 2014
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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