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Spa Treatment

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on a partner and then licks them clean.
"I like that porn video where he gave BaielyPaige's butthole the spa treatment."
Spa Treatment by MrLeto November 16, 2014

Ejector Treats 

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.
During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats
Ejector Treats by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

Burn You Twice Treatment 

When A Sample Of Food Is Hot And Spicy On The Tongue And Burns As It Squirts From Your Butthole.
That Spicy Chicken Burrito Punished Me With The Burn You Twice Treatment.

The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.
The Jess Treatment by Fernandon October 16, 2008

silent nigga treatment 

SNT: Silent Nigga Treatment. Otherwise, known as the action of a fuck nigga treating you like a dude and not like every other girl cause you don't show your desperation for him.
Wesley is giving me the silent nigga treatment today.

The Custard Treatment 

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.
I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*