Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

Wake & Jake

Rising early in the morning and masturbating first thing.

I beat off before getting of bed this morning, total Wake & Jake.

by Elastico Gomez May 7, 2018

Jake Paul

Pussy

Jake Paul is such a pussy

by j3odie June 11, 2018

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.

“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”

by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022

Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much

guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout

by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019

Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”

‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation

by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019