Teddy

Means poop in greek

I have to teddy so bad rn

by teddypoopgreek October 21, 2019

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

tedshot

Tedshot (n)- To shoot someone in the head, especially when they werent expecting it, and/or from behind, Ted-Bundy style. A counterstrike term that originated in westside Highland Lakes.

Person one runs into tunnel
Person two is waiting and when person 1 walks by person 2 shoots person 1 in the back of the head TEDSHOT!

by Sklar June 19, 2006

tedioma

Where the steady annoyance of tedium grows into the social disease of extreme mundane dullness to a point which compromises sanity as you struggle to find something more interesting to occupy your mind.

"I'm a mail sorter by day and an envelope stuffer by night. I spend all day moving paper around, I'm like a human converyer belt ffs"

"That sucks man"

"I had a dream last night that I was at work stuffing envelopes. This shit is taking over my life, it's killing me with pure 24/7 tedioma"

by up-down-left-right April 17, 2009

Teddra

Someone who is deeply in love with Llamas, Elmo and Zombies!

Teddra is the coolest person ever!

by the tedster June 6, 2011

teddy bear appeal

A rule of sorts that applies only to overweight or obese people. If you have a bit of extra fat, then you're naturally better at cuddling than somebody who's in shape. If you're fat, you're like a big fleshy teddy bear, which is where the term comes from. The bigger you are, the cuddlier you are and the more teddy bear appeal you have. It can help you seal the deal with a guy/girl, or it can land you in the friendzone: it depends on how you use it.

Hot girl: "Hey, my friends have told me you're excellent at cuddling."
Overweight guy: "Yep. My secret is my extra weight-it keeps you warm when you cuddle me."
Hot girl: "I fancy the idea of testing that out. Yours or mine?"
Overweight guy's brain: "Score! Thank you, teddy bear appeal!"

by MegaMilkCosplayer May 13, 2014

Teddy Duchamp

Someone in the movie ‘Stand By Me’. Known as Corey Feldman.
He’s hilarious and hot asf

“Do you know Teddy Duchamp from ‘stand by me’ “
“Yeah, hes funny and hot.”

by yay life June 12, 2018