by 4 Points October 15, 2009
Get the penis-crustmug. Penis cannon:
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
1. A cannon shaped like a penis that fires ordinary ordinance.
2. A cannon that fires a penis instead of ordinary ordinance.
3. A cannon that fires several penises instead of ordinary ordinance.
4. Any combination of the above.
by slopeeps November 16, 2010
Get the penis cannonmug. A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Dustin over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.
by poonyd February 17, 2015
Get the penis whisperermug. When you stick your cock in a McDonalds Ice cream cone and cum into it, then feed it to your girlfriend
by peniledistressman June 18, 2018
Get the penis mcflurrymug. by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008
Get the The Penis Of Americamug. It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.
by Jon, Kev and Sean September 16, 2008
Get the penis surprisemug. A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.
Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.
Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.
Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!
Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.
Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!
by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019
Get the penis rinsermug.