Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

Masturbatory Aid

Your mother's picture.

Hey Mike, could you please hand me my masturbatory aid...I'm gonna go beat off.

by danielle April 14, 2007

Masturbatio

One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.

Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!

Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?

Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!

by P. Quigley June 9, 2011

Nasturbate

The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

by reninilenguini February 3, 2015

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

No Masturbating March

A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth

Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

mailsturbate

Writing an e-mail to one's self

I got this e-mail from my personal e-mail address and mailsturbated it to my company address.

by jpmswiss December 20, 2007