Masturbatio

The act of giving oneself a blowjob

Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.

by Ishmail June 03, 2008

Masturbatio

One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.

Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!

Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?

Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!

by P. Quigley June 09, 2011