flying llamas

it is a llama that has aquired wings and now is a flying llama. this is a very rare and is only seen when you find its owner Chuck Norris. He is the nonly one that can tame one.

Guy: What is that?
Person: Its flying llamas!
GUY: WHOAAAAAA!!!
Person: I want one!
Guy: i heard that only Chuck Norris can tame them.
Person: DAMN IT!!!

by Vuietnam November 5, 2010

flying squirrel

a girl is laying down on the bed and the male jumps on her injecting his penis into the girls pussa

Guy 1: Did you hear about the flying squirrel?

Guy 2: Ya. I did the flying squirrel last night and she was squirting acorns.

by XxCrackBabbiesxX October 18, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 14, 2007

Kite Flying

getting high. outta this world high.

today looks awesome for some kite flying, let's go blaze.

by wha wha? June 2, 2005

flying trapeze

when two people are having sex and do a real flying trapeze circus performance on usually a fan.

the flying trapeze is a real workout but jennifer can execute it like a real circus performer

by dandingo March 10, 2009

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009

flying squirrel

flying squirrel
Sex position, when the female in on her stomach while holding her ankles with her knees fully bent. The Male holds her knees up while spreading her legs, to hit it from the back.

While executing the flying squirrel Andrew got rug burn on his knees and Nicole got it on her face.

by Andrew D. July 17, 2006