Emil

A guy who blows 8 grand on a night at a strip club with two Eastern European strippers, and still goes home alone. A man with a blind ignorance to his enormous powers over the fairer sex.

I did an Emil last night and woke up this morning with an empty bank account and a vague recollection of learning rudimentary Russian.

by The brak daddy March 13, 2015

Emilia

Emilia is the type of girl who is everything. When you first meet her things will be relatively awkward but when you get to know her she will talk a lot to you. She has the best style and is really pretty. She is very sweet but savage at times in the real world she is very shy but very sweet at the same time. There are no words to describe her. She can be into video games if they’re good as well. She probably would be the best person you’ll ever meet. She doesn’t get offended easily but is still a little insecure. She has a heart of gold and is probably one of the best people you will EVER meet.

Person “is that Emilia???? I’ve heard she soo sweet”
Person “I know right you being friends with her is awesome!!”

by MyIBFFsBFF June 6, 2019

Emily Bloom

The world's most perfect pornstar . You'll never find anyone more gorgeous than her, with her perfectly round tits , amazing ass , cute face, adorable accent, and lovable attitude. You can try all you want, but you will never find any pornstar that is greater than Emily Bloom.

1: Yo, have you seen that new girl, Emily Bloom?
2. She's that one with the perfect boobies, right?
3. Yeah, her! She posted a new video last night!

by EmilyBloomLover September 14, 2019

Emir Dimerdeelin

Emir is a fucking prick who likes to push people around and he is extremely aggressive and dangerous.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong
Person 2: That new kid is being such a dickhead
Person 1: He is such an Emir Dimerdeelin

by fakespam123 April 30, 2020

Emili

She is a bit of a crackhead but is also very funny. She can at sometimes be heartfelt, but most of the time she expresses her emotions through jokes. She is pretty beautiful though will always call herself "ugly". Emili usually likes anime and loves watching it. She's not very PG-13. She can't pick just one gender because they're both so attractive to her and "hot in their own ways" so she is usually bisexual. All in all Emili is a fun person and might get you in trouble, but it's usually worth it.

Person 1:" Omg Emili your hilarious"

Emili:"If only my looks were as good as my humour"

by im a very person so yeah January 28, 2021

eminence

the shit my friend says because hes illiterate and cant spell

friend: we do an eminence amount of trolling me: the fuck are you saying

by tsar bombalder June 19, 2021

Emily

Emily is not like the other girls, she's quirky, funny, and one of the boys. She is the loudest most annoying bitch you will ever meet. She hates quiet introverted people because they're so awkward to be around for her because she's so fucking loud she can't handle a second of silence. Sometimes it's hard to even think when she is around because she's so loud. She is the girl at school who does every single sport imaginable, which in most cases, the kids who devote their entire childhood to sports are the "popular kids". Everyone loves her because of her "energy", well everyone except the quiet kids because in their eyes she is one of the most annoying kids at school.

Man, that girl Emily is one loud bitch.

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021