4 definitions by im a very person so yeah

911 there's someone in my bed

When you are scared of the person in your bed so you call 911,

everyone think you meant house

nope

you're just scared of the person in your bed fam,

or you're just a virgin.

"911 whats your emergency"

"911 there's someone in my bed"

"There was a break in?"

"There's someone in my bed"

"Should I send someone?"

*hangs up*

by im a very person so yeah January 22, 2021

7

Ah, 7. The absolute best number. Now there are many reasons, there are 7 days in a week, apparently god made the world in 6 days and rested on the seventh, the 7th month (July) is the ghost month, in China, the number seven is linked to good luck, there are the seven deadly sins, 14 cut in half is 7, but I believe the best reason of all is that 7 is 7 and therefore, is the best number.

"what's the best number"

Person 1:"8"

Person 2:"obviously 4"

Skeppy:"14"

GOD:"7"

by im a very person so yeah January 28, 2021

disabilified

Being disabilified means you feel like a rock. No further explanation

"I feel disabilified right now man."

"Oh, sameeee"

by im a very person so yeah March 26, 2021

Emili

She is a bit of a crackhead but is also very funny. She can at sometimes be heartfelt, but most of the time she expresses her emotions through jokes. She is pretty beautiful though will always call herself "ugly". Emili usually likes anime and loves watching it. She's not very PG-13. She can't pick just one gender because they're both so attractive to her and "hot in their own ways" so she is usually bisexual. All in all Emili is a fun person and might get you in trouble, but it's usually worth it.

Person 1:" Omg Emili your hilarious"

Emili:"If only my looks were as good as my humour"

by im a very person so yeah January 28, 2021