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Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.
Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!
by CBoyed June 17, 2012
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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
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spunk drunk

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.
Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle
by Rob D. August 17, 2003
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drunk

What i am right now its kinda like i dont give a shit about anything wow im not depressed anymore whooo.
by stewfoo January 15, 2005
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Too Drunk

When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
by Killing Kittens January 12, 2006
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drunk bitches

A very intoxicated female or male who is loud, obnoxious, disruptive and usually disrespectful to people around him or her. A person who has no self control regarding alcohol and its effects. A person who often doesn’t remember what happened the night before but still loves to get drunk. Drunk bitches are known to cure hangovers with greasy food and rootbeer. They can be seen and heard yelling obscenities at fellow party goers and members of authority. Drunk bitches are the life of the party and attract a large following of admirers. Drunk bitch is not referred to as a negative remark towards others but rather as a way to say welcome we love drunk people.
"I was such a drunk bitch last night I made out with 5 different guys"

"look at that drunk girl she can't even stand!DRUNK BITCH!"

"do you wanna go out tonight and be drunk bitches?"
by J A C July 29, 2008
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piss drunk

The point of drunk where you don't realize that you're drunk, but you manage to piss yourself on someone's porch or something.
"She pissed herself on my porch! That's REALLY piss drunk!"
by Sofiya April 10, 2006
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