"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"
"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."
"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"
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"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."
"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"
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1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
by StarMan420 December 18, 2010
Get the Turd-dick mug.1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction.
2.what u call some idiot you don't like
2.what u call some idiot you don't like
Manager: get back to work everyone
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!
Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face
Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!
by Ravman123 May 4, 2011
Get the Limp dick retard mug.A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012
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B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!
2) A-You are not the father.
B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!
2) A-You are not the father.
B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
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