Turd-dick 

1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you

2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand

1) That dude's a turd-dick

2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick

Turd-dick by StarMan420 December 18, 2010

turd-dick 

1.) adj. describes a person who has just completed anal relations with another individual, henceforth sporting a turd on his dick.

2.) noun Someone who is extremely stupid, annoying, irritating, and probably so retarded that he doesn't wash the turds off of his own phallus after anal intercourse.

1. Jason rode the hershey highway and now he has a turd- dick

2. I hate John. He is just such a turd-dick

turd-dick by J. Barrt July 29, 2006

turd dick 

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

turd dick by lollllipop July 14, 2011

dick-turd 

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

dick-turd by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

Dick Turd by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

Dick Turd

A black man's penis or a white man's penis after anal sex.

I fucked Jamal lastnight and he had the biggest dick turd I have ever taken!!!

Dick Turd by Mr. Rain October 26, 2010

dick turd

a cigerette that has had its tabacco pinched or squeazed out and replaced with marijuana in order for user to inconspicuously get high in public places. inspired by the stupid british term for a cigerette: a fag.

i knew i was gonna want to get fucked up at the baseball game, so i made a couple dick turds so i wouldn't get caught. let's just say it was a grand slam nigggaaaaa.

dick turd by steven gilman May 1, 2005