Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012

Corporate Rain Dance

When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.

Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.

by T2kizz January 10, 2014

Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

Samoan Fire Dance

When someone with a male genital sticks the end of a match in their urethra, then whips his dick against the match box to strike the match to get it set on fire, and then dances around whipping his dick until the fire enters his urethra

Matt; Yo man did you see that Samoan fire dance last night?
Ethan; Yeah dude that was sick but I hope Chris' dick is alright

by EthanMac32 June 13, 2018

South Dakota Square Dance

When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.

I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance

by William Bleauxerbackoüt April 22, 2019

pick me dance

Usually associated with cheating spouses, the betrayed souse believes that by doing extra and trying to make up for perceived lack of attention by the wayward spouse. This gives the cheater a sense of entitlement and power because they could say anything low or demeaning and the pick me dancer will do it. Meanwhile the Cheaters heart is with the affair partner. This can apply to any situation where one partner has a current partner and new partner, and the current one will do anything to keep them.

Hey did you see, Jane was seeing Rick and now she’s interested in Toby. Look at Rick do the pick me dance while she sits on her ass with the new guy.

by DisposableGuy67 July 30, 2021