Cappuccino

Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.

Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"

Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"

by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

cappin

Killing
or that little guy that sang with tenniel

those boys be cappin them boys

by Audiable July 13, 2003

cappicola

a man, usually in the 50-60 year old range, who is sexually undesirable

I wanted a chicken tender sub, but all they have here is cappicola!

by Colleen Kelly June 25, 2006

Cappy

Noun: A father who doesn't pay child support and gradually loses contact with his children.

"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."

by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006

Capped

getting your dick sucked.

The guy fixing the air conditioner got capped off instead of paid cash.

by f.lynn.spry August 29, 2011

cappelletti

A food for pretentious cunts, only eaten in solitude.

Joe knocks on the toilet door.
Matthew: Fuck off i'm eating my cappelletti.
Joe: Pretentious cunt.

by Joe Birch May 10, 2008